Chapter 6: Connswater 10th August 2023
- Meanwhile, at Connswater Shopping Centre, two mice were preparing for a Birthday Party...
- It was the cat’s birthday so all the mice dressed up as cats. The costumes weren’t very good...
- But the costumes were too big but there was no receit pt so...
- They went to the Zip yard on the Belmont road and got it taken up, all the rats dressed up as bugs and cows...
- But they were thinking what presents they had to buy...
- They went to JD to get presents...
- And went to Tesco...
- The cat’s name was Scarlett and it was 14 years old...
- All the animals hid behind the sofa, waiting for Scarlett to arrive. She opened the door...
- And all the animals shouted “surprise”...
- Scarlett got the cake and threw it over everyone amd ran away in a huff...
- Then Scarlett played an undeclared game of hunt with them...
- Scarlett lost the game and then Scarlett poopood on them...
- The mice looked like rabbits...
- The rabbits looked like dogs...
- And the dogs looked like cheetahs!...
Chapter 7: Connswater, 24th August 2023.
- And some Cheetahs were on the bru...
- A hippo was on top of H&W...
- If you have a head for heights and get a chance, get yourself to the top of Goliath, and read “The Diagonal Steam Trap”.
- Egyszer volt, hol nem volt...
- Translation from Hungarian: Once upon a time, there were three girls in Connswater. One had lost her tooth and was speaking funny. There was a beautiful boy there, but he wanted nothing to do with her...
- After, they went home...
- And they went to the fish and chip...
Chapter 8: Connswater, 2nd September 2023.
- They had a big fish for dinner
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(we believe this translates as, “They didn’t eat the 3 Little Pigs”) - They have a ride on a flying fish which was Con O’Neil’s fish with angry yetis
- There were pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
- Then they went to the woods and met Big Foot
Chapter 9: Connswater, 9th September 2023
- In the woods, Bigfoot said to the three girls “How many teeth have you?” in a very angry voice.
- And the girls replied, “That’s a very stupid question! But a more sensible question we would like to ask you is, “Why are you so angry?”
- I am very hungry, “ cried Bigfoot. “I would like some bananas.”
- So, the three girls went to the jungle to find Bigfoot some bananas.
- Isabelle said, “I see Bananas, there, floating in the river!”
- Minnie found a yellow boat made of plastic with a motor.
- The three girls got into the boat and set off when suddenly they hit a tree and began to sink…”
- Santa came along to save them, giving them a new sail boat with yellow sails as an early Christmas present.
- They set sail and avoided the tree, but they saw monkeys stealing the bananas.
- Zara, who was the one with a missing tooth called Bigfoot to help by knocking on a tree. It sounded like a drum. Bigfoot came to the rescue and scared the monkeys away.
- But the bananas had floated downriver towards a waterfall… that had crocodiles at the base!
- The girls jumped down the waterfall fast than the precious bananas. The bananas fell onto theirs and then into their hands. The crocodiles started swimming towards them because now they wanted the bananas too and the girls rushed to the shore and started running around in circles in panic
- Bigfoot’s hanger took over and he began a banana frenzy. The three girls, Isabelle, Minnie and Zara watched in horror as he demolished the poor bananas.
- Whose little banana voices were squealing “Aagh!” There crocodiles were also frozen in horror, their mouths agape with their sharp teeth gleaming. They whimpered…
- Three new girls showed up, clambering down from high up in a tree, and spread their wings.
- “Hi, I’m Lilli,” said the first.
- “I’m Poppy,” said the second.
- “I’m Daisy,” said the third. “We are the tree fairies. We saw what happened with the bananas and we would like to magically make some more.
- Poppy waved a wand and shouted “Oops!” There were thousands of apples instead, falling from the trees.
- “We’d better run!” said Lilli.
- “Follow me!” shouted Daisy and the whole crowd including the crocodiles followed her into the forest.
Chapter 10: Connswater, 7th October 2023
- Zara, Minnie, Isabelle, and Poppy, Lilli and Daisy went into the forest. Poppy saw what looked like an inverted cowpat. Zara bent down and smelt it and said “That’s no cowpat!”
- Minnie stuck her finger in it and said “That’s no cowpat!!”
- Isabelle put her foot in and squealed, “That’s no cowpat!!!”
- Lili and Daisy heard something behind them, and just as they were about to follow the trail they heard a thud, followed by another thud…
