St. Anne's Primary School, P4
March 8th 2017
Chapter One
Long ago, there was a pizza man that had his own shop. One day, a magic wizard came to his shop and turned him into a pizza – a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.
The wizard stole five hundred boxes of cheese pizza because cheese was his favourite pizza flavour. He tried to eat all of the pizzas and the pizza man, too! The pizza man escaped through the back window.
The pizza man went back to the wizard to try to get his wand to turn himself back into a man. Suddenly, another pizza man walked in. He was big and tough.
“Hi, I’m Jeff,” said the new pizza man.
The wizard objected to Jeff. “I’m your father,” he said. “And the other pizza man is your brother.” The wizard wanted to talk to his son Jeff because he hadn’t wanted to tell him he was his father right away.
Just then, the pizza man’s best friend, Pepperoni, walked in.
“AAAAH!” screamed Pepperoni. His worst enemy, Guinea Pig Joe the rapper, came in behind him.
“Hey big Joe, you’ve got a big toe!” sang Pepperoni.
“You’re so sad, you’re so, so sad, you take selfies with your mum and dad!” rapped Guinea Pig Joe.
“How do you know I take selfies with my mum and dad?” sang Pepperoni.
“Because I’m a spy with my eye, and I’m like a fly!” rapped Guinea Pig Joe…
